The Gallerinas are Thirsty; SRGE Sips

Thirsty Gallerina — the internet art-world celebrity, and exclusive NYC resource for gallerinas, gallerinos, and gallerinthems — is known for their comprehensive lists of gallery openings posted weekly (generously including booze and the occasional toilet awareness). As the peoples’ princess of gallerinas, we consider Thirsty our pal who somehow knows everyone. Akin to that 10 pm text you send to your friend who knows every function, each Thursday + Friday, some 88 thousand folks refresh their IG timelines for word from Thirsty, ‘where are we hopping tonight?’

Like most, when Thirsty posts, I visit.

Today, I introduce to you, my beloved reader, SRGE Sips. When that Thursday list drops each Wednesday evening, I will be your eyes and ears on the ground.

Is it worth a mid-week visit? Was there actually booze? Were the vibes rancid? Any sexies in attendance?

Unfortunately, I do have to put my degree to use so there will be some formal dissection & theory discussed. I keep the comments on so we can chat fr.

My words are subjective so read with your brain on.

GALLERINAS, LET THE SHOWS BEGIN.